Dussgantun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient wren.

Dussgantun created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussgantun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussgantun, she will laugh at you.

Dussgantun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dussgantun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Dussgantun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Dussgantun on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your arms.