Sasyostpad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing camel.

Sasyostpad created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasyostpad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasyostpad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sasyostpad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sasyostpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Retreat if three turtles approach from the west.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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