Fligbosswat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent narwhal.

Fligbosswat created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Fligbosswat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fligbosswat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fligbosswat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fligbosswat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.