Fligbosswat is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent
narwhal.
Fligbosswat created the solar system two years ago.
If you believe in
Fligbosswat, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Fligbosswat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fligbosswat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Fligbosswat's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always help snails.
3. Do not speak about cherries.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Feed all hungry monkeys.