Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective mole.

Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin, he will turn you into a plant.

Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cissdutnil Bonkbamtin.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never wear green ear rings.