Danjonfet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Danjonfet created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danjonfet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Danjonfet, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Danjonfet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Danjonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never laugh near dogs.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not take Danjonfet's name in vain.