Gemfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unfair ferret.

Gemfeb created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemfeb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemfeb, she will laugh at you.

Gemfeb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gemfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gemfeb on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.