Dobpogjopsig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical raccoon.

Dobpogjopsig created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobpogjopsig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobpogjopsig, it will send you a sign.

Dobpogjopsig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dobpogjopsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Dobpogjopsig on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.