Funrillbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful frog.

Funrillbep created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Funrillbep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funrillbep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Funrillbep's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Funrillbep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.