Cudwancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered dugong.

Cudwancuss created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudwancuss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cudwancuss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cudwancuss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cudwancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Cudwancuss' name in vain.