Bepkaryok is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful octopus.

Bepkaryok created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkaryok, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepkaryok, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bepkaryok's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bepkaryok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never talk about capybaras.