Gidjipxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody dugong.

Gidjipxuc created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjipxuc, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gidjipxuc, it will manifest in front of you.

Gidjipxuc's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gidjipxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed cherries to cats while wearing blue rings.