Yarpdussjig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest capybara.

Yarpdussjig created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdussjig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarpdussjig, she will be very unhappy.

Yarpdussjig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yarpdussjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. You must love Yarpdussjig.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.