Tikbassdid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing penguin.

Tikbassdid created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikbassdid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikbassdid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tikbassdid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tikbassdid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikbassdid.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not shave your feet.