Mummilhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish deer.

Mummilhat created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Mummilhat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mummilhat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mummilhat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mummilhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. You must pray to Mummilhat three times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Always obey Mummilhat's priests.