Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless mole.

Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Nabhugfunshavcebsasfed's priests.