Tipdogcab Hakbugjap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing rat.

Tipdogcab Hakbugjap created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipdogcab Hakbugjap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tipdogcab Hakbugjap, it will laugh at you.

Tipdogcab Hakbugjap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tipdogcab Hakbugjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tipdogcab Hakbugjap.

3. Run away if seven bats approach from the south.

4. You must love Tipdogcab Hakbugjap.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.