Funtadfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered crow.

Funtadfarn created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Funtadfarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funtadfarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Funtadfarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Funtadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Funtadfarn first in all things.

5. Never wear corsets.