Niblistyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless salamander.

Niblistyim created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Niblistyim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Niblistyim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Niblistyim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Niblistyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Run away from purple squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Never sing in holy places.