Migbestmon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm frog.

Migbestmon created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbestmon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migbestmon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Migbestmon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Migbestmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed corn to tortoises while wearing green hats.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.