Yatcubbus is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust deer.

Yatcubbus created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatcubbus, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yatcubbus, she will turn you into a plant.

Yatcubbus' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yatcubbus' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yatcubbus.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.