Rottunmiptaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humane donkey.

Rottunmiptaf created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rottunmiptaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rottunmiptaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rottunmiptaf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rottunmiptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Rottunmiptaf.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rottunmiptaf on top of all buildings.
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