Tamneglak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind mouse.

Tamneglak created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamneglak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamneglak, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tamneglak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tamneglak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tamneglak.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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