Catfetlakhotrull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless rhinoceros.

Catfetlakhotrull created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfetlakhotrull, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Catfetlakhotrull, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Catfetlakhotrull's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Catfetlakhotrull's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always obey Catfetlakhotrull's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
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