Yikbating is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented crane.

Yikbating created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbating, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikbating, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yikbating's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yikbating's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikbating.

2. Never paint your feet green.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.