Gutgovrip Bellbemfas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish camel.

Gutgovrip Bellbemfas created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutgovrip Bellbemfas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutgovrip Bellbemfas, it will strike you with lightening.

Gutgovrip Bellbemfas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gutgovrip Bellbemfas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three ducks approach from the north.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Gutgovrip Bellbemfas loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.