Fargovfonvab Hognegquat Littonnell is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured spider.

Fargovfonvab Hognegquat Littonnell created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargovfonvab Hognegquat Littonnell, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fargovfonvab Hognegquat Littonnell, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fargovfonvab Hognegquat Littonnell's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fargovfonvab Hognegquat Littonnell's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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