Bifparknarl Sishaktar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented wyvern.

Bifparknarl Sishaktar created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifparknarl Sishaktar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bifparknarl Sishaktar, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bifparknarl Sishaktar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bifparknarl Sishaktar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Bifparknarl Sishaktar loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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