Nurlhungenkin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing swallow.

Nurlhungenkin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhungenkin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlhungenkin, it will turn you into a dog.

Nurlhungenkin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nurlhungenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Nurlhungenkin's name in vain.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the east.