Banmoblik is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair hydra.

Banmoblik created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banmoblik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Banmoblik, he will not care.

Banmoblik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Banmoblik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.