Dossquamkab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast porpoise.

Dossquamkab created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossquamkab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossquamkab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dossquamkab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dossquamkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak about limes.