Bunyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane hedgehog.

Bunyarp created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Bunyarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunyarp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bunyarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bunyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bunyarp.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat lentils.