Dodruthogtun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, moody horse.

Dodruthogtun created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodruthogtun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodruthogtun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dodruthogtun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dodruthogtun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dodruthogtun seven times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide from red pigs for they are unholy.

4. Put Dodruthogtun first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.