Hivcedfud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable wyvern.

Hivcedfud created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcedfud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hivcedfud, he will be very sad.

Hivcedfud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hivcedfud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never jump in the presence of moths.