Cisstarbonk is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic
bee.
Cisstarbonk created a strange quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cisstarbonk, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Cisstarbonk, he will have a low opinion of you.
Cisstarbonk's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Cisstarbonk's Holy Commandments1. Never mention rats.
2. Never skip near ants.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never sit in holy places.