Cisstarbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic bee.

Cisstarbonk created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstarbonk, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cisstarbonk, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cisstarbonk's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cisstarbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Never skip near ants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never sit in holy places.