Venyimvil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless hedgehog.

Venyimvil created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyimvil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Venyimvil, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Venyimvil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Venyimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never laugh near grasshopers.

5. Never pour water over plants.