Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless camel.

Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always obey Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veenfitdublarp Kamhugfob Natlagfon.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.
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