Tadfatsom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring donkey.

Tadfatsom created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfatsom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tadfatsom, it will cry a lot.

Tadfatsom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tadfatsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.