Tigfenmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable bat.

Tigfenmet created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigfenmet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigfenmet, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tigfenmet's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tigfenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigfenmet.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.