Lakrakwod Dissbansag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless warg.

Lakrakwod Dissbansag created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lakrakwod Dissbansag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakrakwod Dissbansag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lakrakwod Dissbansag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lakrakwod Dissbansag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.