Lig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lig created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Lig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Lig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.