Ingvoggud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful skunk.

Ingvoggud created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingvoggud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingvoggud, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ingvoggud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ingvoggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Ingvoggud's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Ingvoggud.

5. Do not listen to music.