Vogtofgen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving wolf.

Vogtofgen created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Vogtofgen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogtofgen, it will curse you with boils.

Vogtofgen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vogtofgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.