Betrutfob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy rat.

Betrutfob created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Betrutfob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Betrutfob, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Betrutfob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Betrutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Betrutfob loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.