Dapdusszod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever dryad.

Dapdusszod created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapdusszod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapdusszod, she will torture you forever.

Dapdusszod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dapdusszod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Dapdusszod on top of important buildings.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Never play with disobedient children.