Mummetvig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy yak.

Mummetvig created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mummetvig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mummetvig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mummetvig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mummetvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mummetvig.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.