Fatlabfen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful donkey.

Fatlabfen created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlabfen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fatlabfen, she will torture you forever.

Fatlabfen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fatlabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the south.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Fatlabfen loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear shirts.