Dandammap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest octopus.

Dandammap created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandammap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dandammap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dandammap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dandammap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.