Niggabflab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable pig.

Niggabflab created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggabflab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Niggabflab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Niggabflab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Niggabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your legs violet.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Niggabflab on top of all buildings.