Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying crane.

Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad's Holy Commandments

1. Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Waphak Dibshavgan Inglagfitvad's name in vain.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.