Yattiggud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm mole.

Yattiggud created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattiggud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattiggud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yattiggud's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yattiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yattiggud.

3. Always help whales.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt pigs.